Here come Ah Beng again... Cheers.. :)

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,'My Mobile No. Has changed.
"Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud dad, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School ?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.